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4kuma:

In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.

Personally, I think they should start doing this again

catholicschoolhurl:

 

strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

(出典: capt-ora)

gentlemanbones:

links-scarf:

Have I mentioned I’m excited Princess Zelda is in this game

Now I don’t want to play this game unless everybody gets shades.

sailorsandshipwrecks:

This is too intense

(出典: ricktimus)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

I failed as a student.
I failed as a daughter.
I failed as a girlfriend.
I failed as a human being.

- a good representation of myself   (via horrid-child)

(出典: nova-smrt)

kindofalone:

everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car

(出典: sickfake)

(出典: halloween-things)

(出典: ebilflindas)

getsby:

it’s great that yall are supporting fat ladies but let’s stop only talking about the ones who have hourglass figures. support girls with love handles and stretch marks and thighs that jiggle when they walk and girls who don’t have big asses and girls with cellulite and girls with big arms and calves and fat in all the places they’re told they shouldn’t have fat. if you’re gonna be body positive you have to support all body types because every body is beautiful

gothiccharmschool:

Dear whomever took this photo and posted it: thank you, from the bottom of my heart. I really needed a high-quality dose of Halloween cute today. 

gothiccharmschool:

Dear whomever took this photo and posted it: thank you, from the bottom of my heart. I really needed a high-quality dose of Halloween cute today. 

(出典: noirgato)

tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

fartgallery:

they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE