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(出典: fyhaircolors)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

(出典: dicemastaflex)

the-space-ghost:

If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong

thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.

- Fitzgerald, F. Scott. The Ice Palace. (via figs3)

(出典: wordsnquotes)

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

(出典: menandtheirdogs)

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

(出典: theclearlydope)

heroesofhyrule:

milkshakeprincess:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

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(出典: sideponytailanimewife)

(出典: weheartit.com)

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

(出典: theoreticaldolphin)

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt